Fred the Skeleton

Hey! It’s me: Fred. Beloved family, I know you must be missing me already. Have you recently lost as much weight, as I did? Nevermind. Seems like I’m one of those unlucky guys who did not survive the impact of the meteorite that just hit Magalan. And on top of this: I was far away from home during this event. So it seems like I’ve got to find my way back now somehow. Luckily I still have my antiquated smartphone with me and it still seems to be running.

I better get going now – could take some time to reach home. I’ll report again as soon as I find out where the heck I am. Feel kissed on the cheek (as long as you still got cheeks).

Yours sincerely, Skeleton Fred

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